![]() No, I don’t care!ģ0 – I exercised once, but found out I was allergic to it! My skin flushed and my heart raced. Together! Hilarious Minion Quotes With Images:Ģ6 – If you don’t want a sarcastic answer then don’t ask stupid a question.Ģ7 – People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back, you are the mean one!Ģ8 – I am one step away from, being rich, all I need now is money.Ģ9 – Yes, I rock out in my car. The other says, ’Yep,I heard it snore a couple of times’.Ģ5 – True friends don’t judge each other. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord.Ģ1 – Nobody texts faster than a pissed off Female.Ģ2 – Yes I am a strong person, but every now and then, I also need someone to take my hand and say everything will be ok!Ģ3 – I Love everybody some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.Ģ4 – Two old people sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says’ my butt fell asleep. Minionsġ9 – I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago.Ģ0 – The best thing about me I’m a limited edition. Girl says: “Sir your garage door is open… Guy asks: Did you see my Harley”… Girl says:”No, I saw mini bike with two flat tires”. They seem like nice people.ġ2 – No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still HAVE ONE!ġ3 – Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offend!ġ4 – I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.ġ5 – So if a redhead goes crazy, is it called Ginger snaps!ġ6 – I was going to do something, and then I got distracted for 5 seconds and forgot.ġ7 – I have never seen a tombstone that said, Died because I didn’t forward a message to ten people.ġ8 – Guy walks out of the restroom.
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